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(she stepped out of the car, after hearing several comments about how her loved one's were experiencing knee pain)
It is winter (she thought) and as I have times when the ground is slippery and uneven (she continued to marvel as she over extended her leg slightly to counter manuver the ice and snow in a manner to stabilize the form after having HoISTeD itself from an extremely low driving sporty car) ...I will me to invent an idea that would have me NOT over-extending my CELL'f.
"SALT!" (popped in her mind and she smiled imagining a small pan of salt in the car and using it to sprinkle a little before stepping out of the vehicle) (then she pondered "how") the pan can be the size of a small kitty litter box. but where will i keep it? oh! in the front seat, on the floor! (then someone sat down in the seat and I thought, I could ask them to sit in the back seat? lol) ok, so I may have a passenger, so, I'll stick the pan in the back seat (the image popped in her head and then she noticed the difficulty in the project and let it go altogether until it the ideas origination came again and the smile she smiles when she laughs at her self comes across her face).
I went in, checked the date and time to see if i was parked on the right or wrong side. As I rarely know what Day it is, let alone if the date is "even" or "odd". It was the "evens" day and I had to move the car. So, I went out, began to move the car. Noticed I was turned to far on icey road having pulled what I now call a "michigan-winter-lazy". I thought for sure I could beat the laws of physics and make that tight U'y into the drive-way of my neighbor).
Car got hard-core stuck T-bone style in the winter road and the reverse WAS NOT a 'go-go'. I laughed outloud because the SALT came to mind again and I made the trek indoors to tell the girls where I would be for an unknown amount of time. Mik chose to help and, so, with a piece of carpet I hade her tuck under the front right passengers side and a little salt from the two back tires (I did not help or guide her to do anything. I stood on the opposite side of the car telling her I trusted her when she asked "where exactly mom? I dont know what you mean") and I got ready to do the impossible. I man stopped asking if I needed any help and I was so happy inside to have had this challenge arrive for me that I said kindly smiling and laughing "well, ...I kinda set me up to accomplish this and so, if you wouldnt mind stickn around in case I can't pull this miracle off" and nearly simultaenously he was smiling and was suggesting he stick around in case also.
I got in the car, Mik watched with the recorder still rolling keeping tabs on my genius, lol, and I began to get that little rock going juuuust enough in roughly 5 revs, to get up outta the icy ditch-ish thingy ya get when the road dips into the curb in the city and up past the tipping point. Everyone was truly happy in the moment when all doubt was removed that, 'nearly anything is possible' when you put your mind to it and it feels good to see you graduating in patience for an experience.
When I listened to me in my head saying, "well, im gonna try this like this real quick if ya dont mind just sticking around in case" instead of "no thank you, I'm can get this by my self",... well,... then I just kinda came to this notion that, if I get a parking ticket for parking on the "wrong side" of the road because Im writing this blog tight now? I'm a guessin a ticket it TOTALLY worth paying for because im so excited right now I could piss my pants replaying the 10 minutes in my head. If only I had pictures to share the pickle I had gotten me into. Nutty folks.
juSt-Nutty.
The thing thats got some of ya thinkin right now might be "Why the fUCk didnt she just park the car on the right side of the road when she was out there after the "miracle"... ?
... LMAO-
oi~ ...
...it DID cross my mind as I stepped out of the car again, lol, just so ya know.
Just like me to get all excited to share with ya that id be willing to let it all go again just to watch this part in my lifes movie from the Truman Show! Because THATS how excited I am to be a part of such an amazing world. The heart ache. The pain. The tears and fears. The 'Tears For Fears'... lol (she sings...) "SHOUT! SHOUT! let it all OUT! These are the things we can doOo withOut... come on, im talkin to you, come on".
And now, the end of this to go move a car that, perhaps, has a parking ticket.
(she smiles and giggles)... but maybe it doesn't (she winks)
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